My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
parents who care
asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND
Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass
#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was
i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug
Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]
Previously: Cats Sitting Like Humans, Bunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out
im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like
and then it just goes downhill from there
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE LAST ONE.
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero