i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
I’ve told the kids in the ghettos that violence won’t solve their problems, but then they ask me, and rightly so; “Why does the government use massive doses of violence to bring about the change it wants in the world?” After this I knew that I could no longer speak against the violence in the ghettos without also speaking against the violence of my government
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme
Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’
literal leaders of the united states confirmed for meme loving fucks, country in both mortal shock and existential rejoice